huge ass white man who acts like hes black. also can't sing if his life depended on it...o and also tries to use his "momma" too much
scott deserves to lose and have his penis shaved and cut off.
*scott's overly dramatic black man voice*"i would like to offer this song to my momma cuz shes my mutha' from antha' mutha' and to all my homies in ohio, FO' SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE YO'. o and for all you fat girls that adore me...im getting lipo and im gonna paint myself black, cuz id fit in even more."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).