scoop baby

when a woman performs oral sex on a man then removes the ejaculate from her mouth and places it inside her vagina to get pregnant.

That baby aint mine we didn't have sex…she must have done a scoop baby!!

by longbear gunns April 17, 2014

scoop baby

A person, who at conception was shot on the sheets by his father, and his mother felt sorry for the unborn children, and scooped it back up. The result of which is a ignorant, arrogant, often ugly offspring.

" I hate Steve. He's such a dumbass."
"Yeah, he thinks he is so sexy, but he looks like a failed cloning experiment"
"Yeah, you can definitely tell Steve was a scoop baby"

by hammythebearhammythebear March 8, 2017