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Occam's Scissor 

The simplest, most likely explanation for two chicks who spend all their time together is lesbianism. A variation on Occam’s Razor with respect for the scissoring art form.
"Tammy and Kristy bought Birkenstocks and went to Tulum again; they say it's a spiritual connection"
"Occam's Scissor, they're banging"

Heaven's Scissor 

When two women scissor with a male's penis between their vaginas, stimulating all three participants
Joey was pleasantly surprised when Jill and Susie asked him to join them for heaven's scissor.
Heaven's Scissor by Merica10 June 16, 2015

Scissor Skype 

When 2 lesbians are having a long distance relationship and are reduced to dry humping their webcam simultaneously during a skype session.
I logged on to my computer to skype with a friend of mine and the camera was really blurry. My roommate, Mary, must have been in here humping the webcam again during her scissor skype session.
Scissor Skype by Ninjee Star September 21, 2012

scissor sausage dip 

When two girls are scissoring and the guy comes in from above and dips his penis between the two vaginas, the only known way for one penis to touch two vaginas at once.
"I've never touched two vaginas with my penis.... maybe we should try the scissor sausage dip next time your girlfriend comes over"

scissor sisters

A) Rather good rock group popping up everywhere in Spring 2004

B) Sexual position where two ladies slot their legs either side of each other in order that they can grind front bot-bots together. Yummy.
That new scissor sisters album is so cool.

Britney and Christina as scissor sisters.. mmmm, pass me a kleenex.
scissor sisters by matt-leics April 15, 2004

Flying Scissor Slam

Flying Scissor Slam (abbreviated F.S.S.) is an act commonly carried out by lesbian women. It involves, as the name suggests, the sexual act of scissoring. However with the F.S.S. scissoring takes place when one or both partners jump and meet the other one in the air (hence flying). This results in a collision of the genital area (and thus slam). The origin of the name is believed to have been traced back to university students in North America, most likely Canada. Whether or not they are the inventors is still unknown.
"We totally flying scissor slammed last night."
Flying Scissor Slam by SloanLynch9 February 9, 2010