schwilly mama 

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

schwilly mama by Suzy Greenberg August 19, 2007