Schutte

(shoe-tee) last name that describes the most amazing people you'll ever meet. family parties always have tons of food. and alcohol. and laughter. they pretty much dominate at everything in life and are much more awesome that you could ever hope to be. they also tend to say things that are conceited at times, but they aren't actually self-centered.

often mispronounced as: (shul-tee) (shut-tee) (shut) (shuttle) (shutz) (shitty)

Non-Schutte: Damn, I wish I were as awesome as you are.
Schutte: Of course you do. Everyone does.

by Kate Schutte June 27, 2008

Schutte

Schutte (shoe-tee) is a word that can be substituted for shit.

Yo, you're a real piece of Schutte!
Fired? This is some bullSchutte!
Okay, who took a Schutte in the bathroom and didn't flush? Schuttehead.

by Schuttehead March 16, 2009

Schutte Special

When one bongs a guinness and a strawberry daiquiri, one after the other.

Rich did four Schutte Specials and passed out in my bed.

by wildcat69 April 14, 2010

Nick schutte

Nick is a wombat wanking dingle berry Mong head .with no friends

We all love nick

And Larry loves nick

Omg is that nick schutte - yep it is eww run away quick before he sees us

by Cakefuck123 August 25, 2018

Shutterman

Somebody who is lost in everything what they do.

Andy: "Omg! I didn't know it was Wednesday!"
Susan: "Andy you're such a shutterman innit!"

by Flinkmantinginnit December 6, 2021

scutterbutt n.

dirty, nasty, scandelous bitch.

damn that girl so dirty i wouldnt even touch her, what a scutterbutt.

by casey December 7, 2003

Schultenbräued

A Dutch-German practice, where one shaves his treasure trail (A line, bar or tuft of fluff on a man's belly, between the belly-button and the top of the pubes) and put it on the pillow of someone else. Often performed at sleepovers. Said to bring good luck to the person sleeping in it.

That's why I never want to fall asleep first, you might get Schultenbräued......

by Vladdy_DaddyXoXo November 14, 2022