The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
by Aftab Noorani II November 11, 2007
Australian slang for a bong.
1. Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners.
by liamoylan September 28, 2008
any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.
by Calvin McClusky July 29, 2008
A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.
by Victory92 June 3, 2017
Watson: Shit I think I just saw the schooner bully walk in
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point
Chown: Fuck not again, he drank me under the table last night
Mitch: I saw him holding Messo by the nose and tipping a schooner into his gullet at one point
by Albert Dickfos April 22, 2019
Oh man that chick I met down in Key West was so kinky! She took me into the hot tub of her hotel and gave me a Schooner’s Warf!!
by conje March 6, 2018
Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.
by 2rotorbro July 23, 2011