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school school 

A school you CHOOSE to go to in order to get a certification, but you aren't forced to go.
"I heard you graduated. Did you go to school school or to college?"
"I went to Medical school."
"Oh, so you went to school school."
school school by MilleniumCrusader January 4, 2019
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East pennsboro high school\ middle school

East pennsboro high school and middle school are shirty places. One the fucking 7th and 8th graders are juuling till they OD or they are fucking in the cafeterias. The high school is even worse, people juul in class, in the bathroom, in the locker rooms, and in the gym. There have been two shooting threats but the guy who said these threats didnt get detention or suspended, the teachers do Jack shit and don't fix any issues. Those are some of the issues and another post will be coming soon.
"East pennsboro high school\ middle school is the worst place to be"

" yeah I'd rather be have my dick cut off then go there "

Newport High School/Middle School

school located in the newport area; full of skater fags, druggies, sluts, and backstabbers; tons of drama and STD's; a place where NO ONE would wanna live
Outsider-Do you go to Newport High School/Middle School?

Person in Newport- Yeah

Outsider- Oh, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THAN!!!

new school old school

the next old school thing in line to come back in the modern day as something that's new school again
him: "who uses snapchat these days anyway? well besides scammers, of course."

her : "i used it in middle school but then randomly stopped using it one day"

him: "you grew out of it"

her: "yeah, probably"

him: "instagram is the new school old school"

Note: Instagram is back again, and it's cool again.

back to school & back to school SHOPPING 

back to school is the sad part, BUT BACK TO SCHOOL SHOPPING? HELLLOOOOO SSOSOSOSOSOOSSOO FUN.
mom: you ready to go back to school?
me: no.
mom: ohhh i meant back to school shopping
me: YESSSSSAAAYAYAYAYAYA\
mom: but you know you have to go back to school & back to school shopping because you have oreintation,

Ombudsman school 

A school where short bus riders go
Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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