Schnumbel 

En grum joint der breeger selv den mest stabile hasser. Jointen rulles af en certificeret schnumbel-krøller, som har tilegnet sig rullemetoden af en anden schnumbel-krøller. Jointen krølles ved at omslutte et filter om flere sammenkrøllede filtre. Derved opnås ét stort filter... Papiret indsættes i filteret og man har tilsidst ét stort cone med et volumen på ca. 5 smøger. (Kommer an på antal filtre brugt.)

-Vi har nok juhi til at krølle en schnumbel. Skal vi krølle en?

-Det kommer an på om vi har en certificeret scnumbel-krøller med os i dag...
-Jeg krøller gerne en til drengene.

Schnumbel by Oliver Skejs March 27, 2019

Schnűggelibee 

A semantically broad term utilised when the (potentially demanding) speaker is sleepy.

Most commonly used to encourage affection or as a request for the company of Northern lasses.

NB: The flexi-syllabic nature of this word (/ noise) allows it to replace the lyrics of any popular songs, post 1969.

Schnűggelibee

Schnűggelibee by colourfuleraser August 31, 2010

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.

My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.

schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009

Scrumbelina 

A particularly attractive, edible looking portion of the fairer sex.

Have you seen that Scrumbelina that works at the Creek?..... It looks reyt tasty....

Scrumbelina by Eppsy1 October 2, 2016

Schmumblarded 

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.

I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.

Schmumblarded by a.eglin June 12, 2019

Schnuffel 

1:To be completely spellbound by your soul mate 2: Extremely worship 3: Feel great affection 4: To love obsessively.

"Have you talked to Marq lately? That guy really Schnuffel's Laura. He's like, schnuffeling on her hardcore."

Schnuffel by Schatzy 25 February 3, 2010

Scumbelievable 

A simple fusion of Scum and Believable. Used to describe (traditionally female) people who are deemed to behave or present themselves in a manner which is considered slutty.

a) My god, what IS she wearing?
Looks pretty scumbelievable to me.

b) Did you hear about last night?
Yeah i know, that one is pretty scumbelievable if you ask me.

Scumbelievable by Tabby123 December 3, 2007