schmucucky 

when someone annoys you, use this word to annoy them back! calling someone a schmucucky is a fun way to tease your friends, especially if said in a high pitched voice over and over.

“Joe, you’re such a schmucucky!”
“Come here my little schmucucky!”

schmucucky by grass5267 July 23, 2021

Schmucky

adjective - like a schmuck

While they were off at Disney World, I was stuck back here feeling schmucky.

Schmucky by Wedding Video March 22, 2010

Schmucky the Clown 

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

Schmucky the Clown by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

schmucky

This is another name for Senator Chuck Schumer. He's often called "Chucky Schmucky" or just "Schmucky" by those of us in the "chattering class" out here in flyover country.

"Oh, did you see what Schmucky said about pork? Schmucky says we don't care about pork in a stimulus bill! What a schmuck!"

schmucky by Anonymous Dave number 999 February 17, 2009

schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

schmucky by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003

Schmucky McSchmuck 

a dumbass cracka who acts all entitled and shit.

Schmucky McSchmuck walked in 10 minutes after the reception was over and demanded the half eaten cheese rind.

Schmucky McSchmuck by heart ass December 3, 2004

Schmucky the Cat 

Schmucky the Cat created Earth, the universe, and everything else Last Thursday, as taught in Last Thursdayism. Everything we remember seeing, hearing, doing, etc. is just an illusion created by Schmucky to fool us into thinking we have a past. It is not fully understood why Schmucky did this, but it is possible that he did not want us to know of his existence.

Excerpt from the first chapter of the first book of The Holy Chronicles of Schmucky:

1. Last Thursday, the almighty Schmucky the Cat didst create all things. 2. And after he didst so, he looked upon his creation and said, “Hey, I did a pretty good job!”

Schmucky the Cat by Gammastar April 30, 2008