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A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

schlumberdoodle 

Someone who is impotent, and is unable to attain and maintain an erection.
My penis doesn't work anymore, it just sits there like a lazy, limp slug. I'm a complete schlumberdoodle.
schlumberdoodle by NonSequitur January 27, 2009
When someone is so fucked up from a variety of drugs that they become immobile or it becomes extremely difficult to move.
Yo that nigga schlumped off the oxys and that Killa kush bro.
Schlumped by bootyhunter9686 October 13, 2016

schlugglebummer

a schlugglebummer is a girl who resides in ohio who's mum masterbates.
i know that girl, she's a real schlugglebummer.
schlugglebummer by danielsprog November 4, 2008

schlamboed 

Thomas: Hey, Grant, what are you doing tonight?

Grant: It's Reading Day Eve! Time to get white boy wasted!

Thomas: Nah, dude, let's get schlamboed!
schlamboed by raeraejones October 19, 2012

Schmumblarded 

A non-offensive synonym for retarded, stupid, or dumb. Can also mean very drunk. Originated at Villanova University by E. Boling.
I got a $4 haircut from some guy outside the bodega & now I look schmumblarded.

What you say to a friend upon seeing a girl with huge boobs: “are those girls boobs literally schmumblarded or what”

Dude, after the 14th jägerbomb I was completely schmumblarded.
Schmumblarded by a.eglin June 12, 2019