schloss-na-gle ('shläs-nā-gəl)
schlossnagled; schlossnagling
TRANSITIVE VERB

to assert as true or valid what is false or invalid through the use of castigation and/or righteous indignation

President Clinton wagged his finger as he schlossnagled the assembled press, his eyes glaring as he tersely stated, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

schlossnagle by anonymous June 26, 2024

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schlossnagle

schloss-na-gle ('shläs-nā-gəl)
schlossnagled; schlossnagling
TRANSITIVE VERB

to assert as true or valid what is false or invalid through the use of castigation and/or righteous indignation

President Clinton wagged his finger as he schlossnagled the assembled press, his eyes glaring as he tersely stated, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

schlossnagle by anonymous June 26, 2024

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Schlosnagled

When a female gets a little too tipsy and you bend her over the edge of the bed and cum on her booty.

I schlosnagled that girl from the bar.

Schlosnagled by Schlosnaglin' August 10, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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