1 definition by Schlawger

schlawg

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

by Schlawger October 23, 2008