a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels
i'm going out to get schlagered.
by ez September 24, 2004
When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.
I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.
by linstrocity April 13, 2022
Umbrella term for shallow pop music genres in German speaking Europe and adjacent areas.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.
Derived from the English term "Hit" for popular song.
Ranging from pseudo Tex Mex through Eurovision/Las Vegas type music and beyond, Schlager is an umbrella term rather than a genre.
by Bonteburg May 22, 2006
by msycle November 10, 2011
An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"
Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.
See also, drunk
Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.
See also, drunk
by Sam March 27, 2004
1: Hey bro lets do something.
2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.
1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.
2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.
1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.
by anonymous#1234 January 16, 2009
A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both
1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.
by P-Bomb August 30, 2022