scarmack 

A giant monster of a dude who could conquer planets but chooses to stay in bed instead. The official leader of the Scarmackgang!

Look mommy, it's Scarmack!

scarmack by Khan47 November 24, 2021

Scarback 

A generally large, overweight, or obese person usually compared to a whale that has been harpooned by a ship and got away. Basically entailing that the person is as big as a whale, and has scars on their back just like a once harpooned whale.

There are many different breeds that include:
Bearded scarback
Albino scarback
etc...

Holy shit Marv! Did you see the size of that scarback!

That scarback had the largest fupa i have ever seen!

Scarback by T-Shits June 12, 2009

Szarmack 

v. to butcher a story beyond comprehension, adding extra characters, excluding the protagonist and/or making up entire conversations

He was trying to me about this time he blew up a mailbox, but Szarmacked the story into oblivion.

Szarmack by BaneWAShere June 29, 2011