A generally large, overweight, or obese person usually compared to a whale that has been harpooned by a ship and got away. Basically entailing that the person is as big as a whale, and has scars on their back just like a once harpooned whale.
There are many different breeds that include:
Bearded scarback
Albino scarback
etc...
Holy shit Marv! Did you see the size of that scarback!
That scarback had the largest fupa i have ever seen!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.