scared turtle 

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

scared turtle by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007

scared turtle 

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

scared turtle by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

Scared turtle 

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

Scared turtle by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014

scared turtle 

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

scared turtle by wipe my butt March 18, 2005