scanner monkey 

1. A Californian grocery store Union sheep.
2. An ediot that would rather loose months of pay than having to pay less than the average population for health care.
3. MONETARILY DISTRAUGHT

1.Move away from the entrance and shove that picket up your shittick you scanner monkey.

2. "ONE DAY LONGER = ONE DAY STRONGER!!!" Keep saying that scanner monkeys.

scanner monkey by RJ B January 12, 2004

spanner monkey 

A largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. May have questionable habits such as an excess love of porn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.

"Why can't one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?"

spanner monkey by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Spanner Monkey 

When someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibLy fucking stupid.

"Hey Jim! Wheres my hat?"
"On your head you spanner monkey!!!"

Spanner Monkey by Jack Skipp February 16, 2004