the mighty turtle man that lives on the highest peak of mount killamanjaro. his diet consists of dry meal and nacho cheese. do not interfere with the shiznak's sleep or he might just destroy you with his fire breath. beware of the mighty shiznak.

the shiznak is the sniznak, for reaal.

the shiznak by eljacko99 July 8, 2003

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the shiznak

The word best used to describe JKAL, the ultimate person equipped with superior strength max brain power within the smallest capacity possible, and a will to be all he can be.

JKAL is the bomb diggity shiznak.

the shiznak by J-A-double R-E-double T July 7, 2003

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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