sausage fiend

An evil gay male mastermind slut, hunting for the best sausage around the city.

Barry mate, I saw you last night, you looked like a sausage fiend on a mission! Nobody was safe in that gay bar.

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sausage force-field

Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her?
Man 2: I can't. She's got like a sausage force-field around her.

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