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sausage drop 

verb: to send a picture of your penis/man meat via social networking site, in hopes of initiating sexual conversation
Ive been talking to this one skank but its not goin anywhere, imma totally sausage drop her.

dude i sausage dropped your mom on gchat the other day

bro check your facebook, i just sausage dropped everyone from our senior class

this bitch just gave me her number and i sausage dropped her from the bathroom
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sausage drop 

that bitch wouldn't suck my dick so I sausage dropped her
sausage drop by Kum and Go February 25, 2003

German Sausage Drop

During WW2 it's common knowledge that solders would drop grenades in the man hole or hatch of a tank to kill the solders inside, however the german sausage drop is a lesser known tactic. The german sausage drop is when a solder takes a shit or throws shit into the hatch of a german tank in an attempt to literally gas them out.
My grampa ran out of grenades in world war 2 so he used the german sausage drop strategy .

drop the sausage 

Similar to "letting the cat out of the bag" and "spilling the beans"
Maria, dont drop the sausage about the new movie
drop the sausage by MelMax6 April 22, 2018

drop some sausages

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.
drop some sausages by pentozali January 1, 2014

Dropping Sausage 

To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly
"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."

Dropping the Sausage 

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.
Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.