a sassy beast is a person, place, thing, or event in which you personally think is sassy. Sassy is defined as super sus and or sexy, if you ever meet a sassy beast you need to befriend them immediately and never let them leave your sight
my friend, Marcy, is such a sassy beast because she ate a whole piece of animal feces without gagging
by reesespiecez09 April 15, 2021
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