Stabbing Ass Pain - the most intense, excrutiating sharp pain that originates at the anal opening, comes on unexpectedly, and causes you to squeeze your butt cheeks shut, hoping to cut off the pain before it continues to shoot up into your upper ass area. generally very embarrassing, as it has a tendency to occur in public situations.
person experiencing SAP:
"OHHH! What the F!?!?"
person squeezes butt cheeks, while lurching forward and reaches his hand around to try and pull the imaginary knife that is being shoved into their ass; which by the way, does absolutely nothing to eleviate the pain.
witness nearby, shouting to the onlooking crowd:
"LOOK! He must have SAP. Poor guy."
horrified crowd simultaneously winces while watching SAP'd person suffer
by WigglesMe November 23, 2006
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Spoiled American Princess-Typical american girl who thinks she should be worshipped and adored like a queen. Demands attention wherever she goes and pitches huge bitch-fits if she doesn't get her way right away. Can't accept competition of any sort or that other girls may have something that she doesn't. A product of poor baby boomer parenting.
Janice: Uh oh, here comes Kerry.
Mark: What's wrong with her.
Janice: She is the biggest SAP. I feel sorry for her when she goes to college, she's going to be so dissapointed.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 03, 2005
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In World Of Warcraft a technique used by rogues to let people stunned for 30-50 seconds.
OMG, I just got sapped by a rogue at mill!!!111
by KwZ September 19, 2005
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The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.
Sap's an great EP. The hidden track on it sure did piss off a bunch of people.
by Rastablowtorch September 19, 2005
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acronym for Smile At Phone.

You read a funny or nice message on your phone and its not quite an "lol" but you are actually smiling and definitely feel stupid

can also be "sap-ing" in which u cant stop smiling
In lecture i got a message on my phone from a friend and it made me sap.
i'm sap-ing right now because that text was soo funny!
by pateypatterson February 02, 2011
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