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Sandy Crab 

Throwing sand into your lover's private parts.
At Revere beach, Dan gave Jen an epic sandy crab. She couldn't clean it out for over a week.
Sandy Crab by Sneaky Fox April 22, 2008

sandy crab cake 

When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.
Amity loves sandy crab cakes!

sand crab 

When fucking a tourist on the beach, right before ejaculation, remove condom, cum inside her, throw sand in her eyes and take off down the beach like a "Sand Crab". She is then left on the beach, blinded, feeling stupid and pregnant.
Fucking tourist, Sand Crab them all!

sand crab 

the act of hooking up with a random girl on a beach and cumming inside of her without a condom on. The girl, now having cum inside of her, will waddle down to the water (not wanting to jar the cum any further inside of her) to wash herself out, looking like a sand crab. The guy can then a) stay and laugh at the sand crab or b) get the fuck out of Dodge.
Ryan was at a beach party on Saturday and hooked up with a girl. After he was done, he watched his freshly made sand crab for a couple minutes before running home.
sand crab by Jamie Sloughgart September 29, 2006

sand crab 

the act of having sex on the beach and then pulling out to cum all over her stomach. Then, you immediately roll her over causing sand to stick on your freshly made load, thereby creating a sand crab.
David was having sex on the beach yesterday and he made a giant sand crab on Julie.
sand crab by Jamie Sloughgart September 29, 2006

Sandy Crabcake 

During sexual intercourse you procede to stick your dick in your partners mouth while doing a pushup over them and giving them head at the same time.
Dude, last night I pulled a sandy crabcake on Courtney!
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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