samvi

The friend everyone 'wishes' they had. The most alpha male you'll ever meet. Although has the confidence of a mountain goat, Samvi's seem to struggle at sports and more importantly making jokes. People named Samvi have huge obsessions with shoes and spending money on them. Although Samvi's have many flaws and down points, those are also some of the reasons we love them and their short heights.

Samvi is the literally the most stunning, hottest, prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. Literally perfect. As everybody’s favorite extrovert, it never gets boring when she’s around. She puts smiles on faces everywhere she goes, and has the funniest personality, so she never fails to make her friends laugh.

Literally has the coolest wardrobe ever, but still leaves the house wearing an antisocial social hoodie and sweatpants from ross everyday, which she somehow manages to pull off. Despite her struggles with texting back on time, she’s an amazing friend who will never judge you and loves you for who you are. She is the mom of the friend group, as she is super responsible, always looks out for you, and makes sure you don't give your 20 dollars to kids asking for it at donut wheel.

omg samvi told me I was pretty today! Im so happy! *smiles excessively*

Samvi made you maggi?? you're so luckyy

i fell today and bled everywhere but samvi came to my rescue and gave me a bandaid. she's so nice!!

samvi gave me her last oreo at brunch today :))

by samelanedudes August 3, 2021

Big Money Salvia

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

by supercoodoo June 11, 2018

salvia break

When you are bored in school/work and take a "bathroom break." Then, instead of going to the bathroom, you just smoke salvia and trip balls for five minutes. Then, you calmly go back and act like nothing happened.

Dude #1: "Oh my god, this class fucking sucks, I wish there was something that could make it better."
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"

by Stoner69 October 5, 2013

Salvietic

-A bit like being on one of the Weird Drugs
-I took it when it was legal
-Do not arrest me

You can’t really sell Thumper or the Souls games to someone based purely on their mechanics, because the enjoyable thing about these games is when all these things are so ingrained that the mechanics themselves seem to fade away, and you’re fully transported into the salvietic nightmare of sound and sight.

by The Moorinator July 9, 2021

Sami Efron

Online disorder notable for extremely narcissistic, unfunny, morally dubious, disgusting, and most of a serial-pederast.

Person A : Hey why have you been explaining the lore of Neon Genesis to 14 year olds for the past 4 hours?

Person B : Oh sorry I had a bad case of Sami Efron.

by RYVERGATE January 21, 2023

Samia

Samia is an Arabic name! If you met a Samia then you better keep her close! Samia is pretty, intelligent, determined, petty and stubborn. Samia's might have a hard time trusting people but once you get her trust she would do anything in her power for you. She is a great lover and also a freak in the bed! Samia has a different personality from others that some girls don't have it's one of a kind...

I would love to have a Samia!

by Angela mason March 13, 2017

Saint Sami-Ganja

This refers to a boss (patron/matron), a person that is honored with all the glory in a successful act/gathering.
He/she is the leader of an Oshozondi movement(ballers).

See also: Oshozondi

Hello Saint Sami-Ganja, Saint Sami-wizzy is now online...slow down on a codeine diet.

by Hector01 May 13, 2018