Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.
I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler
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When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.
So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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One who licks the sweat from many nut sacks.
Timmy mention to me after rugby practice that my girlfriend Sally was quite the sack sampler.
by Not Slim May 15, 2003
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It's a marvelous morning-time delight in which you give a chick one or two pumps in every position you can think of until you spooge all over her.
Although I smeared my baby batter all over her twice the night before, that didn't stop me from achieving the Sunrise Sampler the morning after.
by t a g July 30, 2005
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To sample every cock possible. A solution. To Leave no unturned.
Sge used to be married, but Heather has turned into a cock sampler since the divorce.
by VindictiveAngel December 24, 2022
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When a guy is banging a girl, sticks in every hole, but the mouth must be last--all done in the middle of the woods.
When I went camping last month I gave her the old vermont sampler.
by sam bogan September 1, 2008
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