A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021
by Okiekdsjfhs;ajf May 10, 2019
Someone who brags every time they do a good deed to make them look good. Also someone who makes a spectacle of themselves when they do something nice or inconveniences others with their good deeds.
Chris took a picture of his hand putting money into the Salvation Army kettle and posted it on Instagram. Chris is a Dick Samaritan.
Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.
The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.
Mike bragged on social media about paying for the coffee of the person behind him in the drive thru. Mike just do the good deed, don't look for accolades. What a Dick Samaritan.
The Dick Samaritan in front of me on the way to work this morning stopped his car every 10 feet to let someone onto the road, causing me to be late for work.
by Sweetiegirl77 November 15, 2018
When you sweetly offer someone help changing a flat tire but when their back is turned, you hit them over the head with a shovel.
by ahimsa January 8, 2009
to use a numb hand to shelving a pill. such that it feels like a stranger is doing you that favour.
Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
Whilst novices might sit on ones hand for a prolonged period, experienced operators would opt for a tourniquet.
when i go the good samaritan on myself, i make sure that i'm looking in the mirror, so i can give myself a wink when i'm done. I find It is also a superb opportunity to give oneself a dirty sanchez.
by marcus_schmarcus June 23, 2006
Often practiced by lone homosexual men. The said homosexual goes to a popular gay hunting ground i.e. public toilets, gay bushes or the forest, he then waits till there is a group of gays who are yet to pull but need to empty their full sacks ! He then lays on the floor in just his pants, the group approach and collectively wank all over him until he's covered in gentleman's relish !
That Stephen Good is a 'Good Samaritan' in name and nature, he was found in the gay bushes in Featherstone absolutely caked in man batter, apparently there was 7 of them who emptied on him, he was 'The Good Samaritan'
by The Purple Helmet February 14, 2022
by The lucky daughter March 16, 2019