salv 

Hideous human being. General Shit person.

That dude is so salv, i cant beleive you hang with him

Did you see him thismornig he was crook! looked worse than salv!

salv by Andrez December 10, 2004

Salv 

A Salv is someone who is VERY hypocritical, someone who says they hate snowflakes, yet is a MAJOR snowflake, will bring up old insults or tell you to insult them just for the fun of it. They are almost always making sex jokes and never giving a fuck about what anyone thinks of them. A Salv will be a major simp to the only person that DOESNT like them.

Emmy: Dude hes is so in love with me
Lex: He's such a Salv
Emmy: Ikr
Lex: pls never date him again hes so weird

Salv by LEXYTHEGREAT April 16, 2022

salv sesh 

a shortened way to say your going to go smoke salvia. usually used by dumb, rich, preppy kids.

a: "salv sesh at my house later ?"
b: "sounds awesome, cant wait !"

salv sesh by newyoungbloodcity May 18, 2011

Crunchy sandwich de el salv 

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

Crunchy sandwich de el salv by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

Big Money Salvia 

Big Money Salvia is an apparition that appears in comment sections across the Internet. Whether its in Yahoo Answers, YouTube, Reddit and other sources. It usually appears when SALVIAERIK or Internet Comment Etiquette is busy correcting and imposing proper etiquette online to people that need proper teaching of how to act. All thanks to him we are all becoming safer online and loving each other and showing how its becoming harder to hide behind a screen.

Thanks to Big Money Salvia we can now be safer online!

Big Money Salvia by supercoodoo June 11, 2018

salvia break 

When you are bored in school/work and take a "bathroom break." Then, instead of going to the bathroom, you just smoke salvia and trip balls for five minutes. Then, you calmly go back and act like nothing happened.

Dude #1: "Oh my god, this class fucking sucks, I wish there was something that could make it better."
Dude #2: "Just go on a salvia break."
Dude #1: "What a great idea! See you in 5!"

salvia break by Stoner69 October 5, 2013

Salvietic 

-A bit like being on one of the Weird Drugs
-I took it when it was legal
-Do not arrest me

You can’t really sell Thumper or the Souls games to someone based purely on their mechanics, because the enjoyable thing about these games is when all these things are so ingrained that the mechanics themselves seem to fade away, and you’re fully transported into the salvietic nightmare of sound and sight.

Salvietic by The Moorinator July 9, 2021