When you blindfold your partner before sex, and then tell them to open their mouth to get ready for a load, you put a salty treat in their mouth instead (chips, pretzels, etc.)
"I gave my girlfriend a pretty nice salty secret last night!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
"Yeah, what'd ya give her?"
"Salt and vinegar lays!"
by Bick Steprelli March 1, 2014
Get the salty secret mug.It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!
- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.
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