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the act of making cookies with jizz instead of sugar and then offering them to a female you are attracted to.

I gave that girl salty cookies and she loved it.

salty cookie by Shibby Yayo November 13, 2011

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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.

Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.

Salty surprise cookies by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024

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sour salty creme cookies

A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings

"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥

sour salty creme cookies by Mr. HomeDepotTheThird November 18, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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