Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride
P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS
by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017
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masculine form of salty bitch. Term used to describe someone who is bitter or angry about something.
When John gets drunk, he becomes a salty weber.
by uber great August 21, 2007
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A female's vagina aka snatch after a long day at the beach. The Salty Shellfish is noted by its aromatic qualities including an amalgam of sea water, sweat, vaginal juice, sand and dripping sunscreen and tanning oils.
Dan: Where is your girlfriend today?
Jeff: She is at the beach broooohhhh! I told her stay there all day.
Dan: Why?
Jeff: That way she would bring me home a ripe and ready Salty Shellfish. I'm eatin' me some tangy tuna tonight braaaaaahhhhhh!!!
by Eaton Holgoode May 11, 2015
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Noun: Someone who has a little more edge to their personality than they should, and is not afraid to show it.
Dave gives his girlfriend a lot of shit about this and that, he's being a real salty molly.
by The Return of the Macks November 18, 2017
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The Salty Norman is a sex act in which a man (or woman) cuts open a man's penis with a rusty razor blade, and sprinkles salt into the man's open gash.

It is WIDELY considered to be VERY sexy in France.
It's time for a Salty Norman!
by Jurek_11 July 21, 2011
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After your girl gets done exercising, and sweating, you put lime on her vagina and then go down on her. The salty taste from the sweat and lime makes it THE SALTY SENORITA.
When my girl got home from her run I was CRAVING The Salty Senorita.
by Si Senor April 28, 2016
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When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013
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