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Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride
P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS
by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017
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