Definitions by pussydestroyer112

Salty Marius 

Someone who is sexually attracted to owls and always gets upset, angry, agitated for no reason. This is due to the overdose of sodium chloride

P1: Why is he so upset?
P2: HAHAHA! HE'S A SALTY MARIUS

Salty Marius by pussydestroyer112 March 28, 2017