disconnect

When a man's penis is ill-fitted to a girl's vagina
We tried to have sex last night, but there was a disconnect :(
by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 03, 2013
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salty meatball

When a guy soaks his dick in tomato sauce and then jizzes in a girls mouth
We wanted to spice up our sex life so I covered my dick with some special sauce and gave my girl a salty meatball
by Kardashion16673838363627/ November 15, 2013
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