Salties

To a person from China (Refer to Mainlander) The term "Salties" is a shortened word for "Salt Water" (As the Stereotype goes: All Mainlanders swim across the Ocean to arrive in our country "Ocean = Salt Water". Speaks Loud, has no regards to anyone around them, speaks with a horrific accent (Known as a Beijing accent) They wear mismatching clothing that has no regard for each other and often wear white rimmed glasses that defy fashion. Knows enough English to communicate but rather talks in their beautiful Beijing Accent.

*A Bunch of a Mainlanders enter the Classroom and sit down*

A: What just happend? It smells like the Ocean.

B: Because a bunch of Salties came in.

by Saltless May 26, 2010

salties

In a basketball game, when a male player jumps up to shoot the ball and another player is waiting for the rebound, the guy shooting might rub his balls in the other man's face/mouth. This is similar to sucking the salt off of a peanut's shell, hence, salties.

John: SLAM DUNK!
Aaron: Yeah, but I feel bad for the other guy.
John: Why man?
Aaron: Did you see that?! He got some salties.
John: Sick dude.

by biggestdadddy December 7, 2009

Mister Salties

A guy's balls; male genitalia

"You got some nice Mister Salties down there."

by Pickles Lubzie January 26, 2010

Saltiest of baes

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(

Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...

by WoahNugget May 19, 2018

saltfest

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.

Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.

by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008

Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.

Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.

by JimmieSallie July 29, 2019

Saltiest Spittoon

When you drink the cum from the my little pony cum jar

My jar just filled, im going to have the saltiest spittoon and share it with my girl.

by Saltiestsweetest66 January 24, 2021