salties

In a basketball game, when a male player jumps up to shoot the ball and another player is waiting for the rebound, the guy shooting might rub his balls in the other man's face/mouth. This is similar to sucking the salt off of a peanut's shell, hence, salties.

John: SLAM DUNK!
Aaron: Yeah, but I feel bad for the other guy.
John: Why man?
Aaron: Did you see that?! He got some salties.
John: Sick dude.

by biggestdadddy December 7, 2009

salty

Being salty is when you are upset over something little.

He was so salty after he died in smash bros

by Nerdycatgamer April 24, 2017

Salty

The act of being upset, angry, or bitter as result of being made fun of or embarassed. Also a characteristic of a person who feels out of place or is feeling attacked

Boy you salty as shidd u didnt get to play today

by yungboss February 21, 2011

salty

A term originating from the United States Navy, used to describe disgruntled senior enlisted members. Also used to describe someone who has sea experience from a prior deployment, for whom the romanticized idea of ship life is gone, and replaced with sea salt.

Sailor: You got caught sleeping during general quarters, what happened?

Shitbag: I got yelled at for hours by some salty old senior chief.

by mgwarner January 2, 2015

Salty

Angry, agitated, annoyed, upset.

She was very salty after they roasted her.

by Librarian8 July 14, 2014

Salty

To be mad, angry, agitated, upset.

Keene Dadian is a salty bitch.

by Nicktrollz April 20, 2013

salty

the combination of being both sour and bitter
In chemistry, acids are usually described as being sour, whereas bases are described as being bitter; the neutralization of an acid and a base produces a salt, and thus, salty.

The folks: That old man Jenkins was so bitter about our parking in front of his mail box. I've never seen a more sour expression...

You: Oh wait, so he was like salty?

The folks: ohhh...hon, is that how you talk during job interviews?

by kylacat April 9, 2017