salt monster

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.

person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.

by SpanishTron March 26, 2011

Salt Monster

Like the creature from the original Star Trek series, a person that sucks the life out of you by their incessant neediness, emotional demands and constant whining. After time with them you are emotionally drained and need down time.

Wow that Cassie is a real salt monster... my head is still aching from all the help she needed on her term paper.

by whenriques March 23, 2019

Salt monster

When someone is being really crabby and salty

Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party

by jpjpjpjpjpjpjp June 23, 2021