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A person of great loyalty. A very active, nice person. Does not need to be told to do his work, walks in a straight line stiffly. Not very outgoing. Is very meh. Typically has white hair and black eyebrows. Stick-straight hair. HATES AND I MEAN HATES THE COLOR GREEN! CAUTION! DO NOT SPEAK OF IT IN FRONT OF HIM UNLESS WANTED A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL! HATES SNACKS. ONLY EATS VEGETABLES THAT ARE NOT GREEN. DO NOT GIVE HIM SEAWEED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. Wears glasses that are cracked ALL THE TIME. Hates sports, ESPECIALLY WATERPOLO, and loves books. Avoids speedos at all costs.
Person 1 - Is that how you really spell his name??
Person 2 - No. That can't be his real name.
Person 1 - And what's up with his fashion?
Person 2 - We'll just mark him absent.
Person 3 - HEY! Salohcin is my not friend. And he is very nice.
salohcin by Backwards name girl November 3, 2021
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Slohcin =

A = G+9D / fO x 7fD

g = A/f-aC

I = G4.56 / 728
slohcin by John7897 December 19, 2007
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Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
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