Salmon Shit 

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

Salmon Shit by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Cheesey Salmon Slots 

A rather elaborate yet highly description term for a Gash.

This should be used in context with an unclean cunt. The 'cheesey' referring to the fanny batter appearance and the 'salmon' not only being rather descriptive of the smell but also on occassion the colour of the beef curtains. The beef curtains or piss flaps are indeed aptly referred to as 'slots' in the phrase being outlined.

I had to fuck her anally as she had cheesey salmon slots.

Sorry if my breath smells my girlfriend has cheesey salmon slots

Cheesey Salmon Slots by TonyTVR July 28, 2008

salmon sleeper 

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards

Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.

salmon sleeper by Trevygtown February 18, 2014

Salmon Slap 

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

Salmon Slap by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

Salmon Satchel by satchelhater May 5, 2009

salmon slip way 

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

salmon slip way by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

salmon sloshing 

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

salmon sloshing by virginmary69 April 11, 2019