Gardening wizard of the the East Asian decent. Resides in the swamps of Southern United States, has a big booty, loves gardening, her kids, and a good party.
Salimkhan is the best in the world. There is no better human named like that, there are little people with that name but they're all beautifully good. They're Very kind and they also like people that are kind to them and their close people. If they like a girl they will most likely like nobody anymore after they like her anymore.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).