Gardening wizard of the the East Asian decent. Resides in the swamps of Southern United States, has a big booty, loves gardening, her kids, and a good party.
She’s the life of the party...we mightjust call her Irfana khan - Salam
Salimkhan is the best in the world. There is no better human named like that, there are little people with that name but they're all beautifully good. They're Very kind and they also like people that are kind to them and their close people. If they like a girl they will most likely like nobody anymore after they like her anymore.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)