salesmom

A person, most likely a stay at home mom looking to earn extra money, who sells direct marketing crap to their friends and family

My friend just became a salesmom, now she's going to hit me up to buy her catalog crap

by Erinoo July 20, 2017

salesmonkey

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

by Matt February 9, 2004

salesmonkey

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product
2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.

'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'
'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'
'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006