A three-some consisting of two girls and a guy. The guy lays on his back while one girls rides him and the other sits on his face. The two girls face each other holdings hands, creating a triangle or "Sail".
The acting of rocking a mans member (aka sailboat) back and forth inside a womans vagina (aka cum-boat), this process is refered to as surfing her seas, after which the man finishes within her, this process is refered to as "unloading cargo"
*all aspects must be followed to be considered sailboating
Friend 1: "Dude, what'd you do last night?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just some sailboating."
Friend 1: "Idiot! Think she'll get pregnant?"
Friend 2: "I dont care, not my bitch."
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.