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On the Sage 

When yo homie says something you don't believe him so you ask him "On The Sage" and if he responds "On The Sage " then he's being up front with you.
Person 1: On The Sage she was sloping my shit
Person 2: On The Sage!
Person 1: On The Sage?
Person 2: DAMN OK!
On the Sage by ANWWA March 7, 2019

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

Saved by the hair on your ass 

When you are saved from something bad solely due to the timing of another event.
"You forgot to bring your lunch today? Lucky for you our class is having a pizza party. You got saved by the hair on your ass."

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico 

the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico 

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...