Saddleballs

When your balls are so big you have to walk like you just got off of a horse.

“That guy is walking like he just got off a horse. He definitely has saddleballs!”

Saddleballs by BigBallLover September 21, 2019

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saddlebags

Sheesh! I have seen this phrase misused a few times now (even in Roger Mellie's Profanisaurus!). Let me clear things up:
Saddlebags is a word to describe the bulging areas of fat on the upper outer thighs of ladies, in a way that resembles saddle bags being carries on a horse.

The expression was used in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I can't remember exactly how though. It was something along the lines of:
Melissa Robinson claims she isn't fat. Ace says something along the lines of "yeh, whatever you say, saddlebags!"

saddlebags by Bill-Car April 17, 2006

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Saddlebags

Refers to excess fat on human thighs -onside area.

Saddlebags can be, and often are removed with liposuction.

Saddlebags by talk2me-JCH2 July 25, 2022

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John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005