sad sack of shit 

Sorry ass wimp ass pathetic piece of crap. Man with a dead fish handshake who walks with his shoulders slumped and talks in a whiney voice, slightly feminized and very fearful of confrontation.

Bill: "There's Mike, moping around like lost his only friend. I can't believe how he rolls over every time Eddie steals his lunch money."

Jack: "What a sad sack of shit."

sad sack of shit by Crapholio August 13, 2005

sad sack of shit 

a simp with a shit ton of h’s in his name, watches anime porn, listens to x, lil peep, and drake, is part of the academic super bowl, and eats dogs

damn, that sad sack of shit tried to talk, just leave

sad sack of shit by meridian101 May 9, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004