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Sad fuck 

Guy 1: look at that sad fuck he just found out his gf was cheating on him with his best friend.
Guy 2: did his friend forget about bros before hoes?
Guy 1: I dunno
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sad fuck 

1. An adjective used to describe someone who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
e.g. ‘You are one sad fuck.’
sad fuck by Electric47 July 28, 2012

sad fuck 

A little less than sex, a little more than nothing.
Julia and Charles had a sad fuck together over the long weekend. They both cried before, during, and after the act -- but only in their insides!
sad fuck by Chris from Vancouver August 6, 2006

sad-fuck 

sad fuhk
noun

1. A person who is universally considered to be both a complete prick and a pitiful loser. Not usually shouted, more often delivered with controlled disdain.
2. Less commonly used to describe unhappy coitus.
e.g. ‘You are one sad-fuck.’
sad-fuck by electricthinker July 28, 2012

Sad-Fuck 

When a couple are both upset and emotions are high and they are both full of tears, they fuck. They do this because they are both upset, not to make them feel better.
Me and Suzie had a sad-fuck the other night when our dog was put down.
Sad-Fuck by Hambletron December 7, 2006

sad as fuck 

S_A_F
Damn! That's sad as fuck.
sad as fuck by tlcney August 9, 2017

Sad little fuck 

A sad little fuck is a person who has given up on life. Some may consider the sad little fuck to be a massive fucking disappointment.

You can identify a sad little fuck by identifying these symptoms,

1. The sad little fuck will sleep throughout the day.

2. The sad little fuck can be seen Making midnight snacks thus inconveniencing everyone that is trying to sleep.

3. The sad little fuck will often binge watch an entire season of any show within a single day.
Mary, "I think Jerome is becoming a sad little fuck"
Ben, "I agree"

*It has been three days since Jerome left the comfort of his bed, he has gone through five chocolate bars and survives on microwave noodles*
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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