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são tome and principe 

são tome and principe is an island nation off the coast of africa. modern slavery unfortunately began on these islands, as portuguese merchants in the 1400s brought thousands of african mainlanders to these once uninhabited islands. the result was a successful sugar colony and later equally profitable coffee and cocoa plantations. the island received independence in the 1970s and since the late 1980s have had a stable and real democracy, with only one failed coup attempt.
in são tome and principe, things are going better than in most of africa
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São Tomé and Príncipe 

A country within the continent Africa, more specifically Central Africa, about 225-250 km off of the Northwestern Coast of Gabon. It consists of the two islands, the larger São Tomé and smaller Príncipe, making the name so.

The people of São Tomé and Príncipe are dubbed São Toméans or Santomeans, and their currency is a São Toméan Dobra (STN/STD, Db), worth about 0.00005 USD as of 9:07 PM CST, 2/10/2021.
"Have you heard of the islands of Africa, Madagascar, Reunion, Mauritius, Cape Verde, Seychelles, Comoros, and São Tomé and Príncipe?"
"No, why would anyone care about Madagascar, Reunion, Mauritius, Cape Verde, Seychelles, Comoros, and São Tomé and Príncipe? Except you, Seychelles. Your flag makes up for it."
"Thanks, other part of my brain."
"No problem, other part of my brain."
"Yes problem, am I right?"
"Haha, but that's YOUR problem RIGHT?"
"Yeah, you sure do know your purpose."
"Mhm. I really do."
"Well, I would love to continue this conversation, but I have to go do something more important."
"Like what?"
"Use your brain, idiot."
"I am the brain."
"Oh."
"Yeah, it's the same for me though. Got more important stuff to do."
"Like what?"
"Use your brain, idiot."
"I am the brain."
"Oh. Well yeah, I would like to continue my chitchat with you, but I have more important things to do.
"Cool."
"Are we repeating ourselves?"
"Yeah. Think so. Maybe we have short term memory loss."
"Mmm. Makes sense."
"We have to stop."

São Tomé and Príncipe 

An island country west of Central Africa.
São Tomé and Príncipe is a wonderful place.

Sao Tome and Principe Ski Mountain

The act of a man jizzing on mountain turning it into a ski mountain and skiing down it with hoes
Im gonna bring my hoes for a Sao Tome And Principe Ski Mountain