A
country within the continent Africa, more specifically Central Africa, about 225-250 km off of the Northwestern Coast of Gabon. It consists of the two islands, the larger São Tomé and smaller Príncipe, making the name so.
The people of São Tomé and Príncipe are dubbed São Toméans or Santomeans, and their currency is a São Toméan Dobra (STN/STD, Db), worth about 0.00005 USD as of 9:07
PM CST, 2/10/
2021.
"Have you
heard of the islands of Africa, Madagascar, Reunion, Mauritius, Cape Verde, Seychelles, Comoros, and São Tomé and Príncipe?"
"No, why would anyone care about Madagascar, Reunion, Mauritius, Cape Verde, Seychelles, Comoros, and São Tomé and Príncipe? Except you, Seychelles. Your
flag makes up for it."
"Thanks, other part of my brain."
"No problem, other part of my brain."
"Yes problem, am I right?"
"Haha, but that's YOUR problem RIGHT?"
"Yeah, you sure do know your purpose."
"
Mhm. I really do."
"Well, I would love to continue this conversation, but I have to go do
something more important."
"Like what?"
"Use your brain,
idiot."
"I am the brain."
"Oh."
"Yeah, it's the same for me though. Got more important
stuff to do."
"Like what?"
"Use your brain,
idiot."
"I am the brain."
"Oh. Well yeah, I would like to continue my chitchat with you, but I have more important things to do.
"Cool."
"Are we repeating ourselves?"
"Yeah. Think so. Maybe we have short term memory loss."
"Mmm. Makes sense."
"We have to stop."
