Ryszard is the perfect guy. His smile can brighten up ur days and he is very passionate about everything he’s doing . He’s the best boyfriend you could ever ask for and the funniest friend. He may be a bit mean sometimes but that’s his way to show you love and affection. Ryszard is a gentleman who wouldn’t hurt you ever . Everyone knows him but his close friend group isn’t that huge, he goes over quality instead of quantity. His eyes seem tired or mean sometimes but if you look closer into them it feels like you’re losing yourself in a dark brown hole of warmth that you can’t get out anymore. Ryszard is very friendly and polite , your mom will love him
Who is that mysterious guy in the back ?
Oh it’s ryszard
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).