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Ryan N is a man of many things
1. Sex
2. Savageness
3. Screaming
4. And Screwing Things Up
The man brings Chipotle to school everyday and his "friends" (if he has any) gorge off the chips. He is downright irritating and is hated by 99.9% of all women on the planet earth. He is famous at his middle school for being a scummy piece of fucken shit nobody likes. He consistanly yells at girls asking if they would date him which none of them will. The only good thing about him is that he can beat his meat like a real man, which makes up for all of his imperfections.
Person 1: Is that ryan n?
Person 2: Yes the fucker who screams at our table!
ryan n by Nathan Ward (N Ward) November 19, 2019
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Ryan Newton 

One of the coolest most skilled person in every aspect of life, if there's something out there in life, he has done it, and most likely better than everyone else. All in all, you cannot meet someone who is more awesome
Ryan newton once chugged a beer, bowled a perfect game, banged everyones mom, flew a jet around the world, and scaled Mt Everest, all in one day, it was awesome
Ryan Newton by Rcn22 January 2, 2012

ryan neel bala insta 

A cunt who thinks he is cool cause he says sasuke sasuke in every sentence of the xbox party like stfu u gay cunt istg i finna come to ur house and beat ur ass
Look at donald trump he is such a ryan neel bala insta

Nolan Ryan No Flusher 

A Nolan Ryan No Flusher is when 7 public restroom stalls have been defecated in and left unflushed. Locking the stall door with a coin after the no flusher will ward off ganitorial servicing. Placing multiple sanitary ass gaskets inthe bowl will make for a airy raft for your deposit, providing more security. Get all 7 in one building and you own that place.
Dude, it took me a whole week but but I dropped a Nolan Ryan at work. I got realestate invested, I own that place. When than janitor gets back from vacation, he will be jacking out my 7 Nolan Ryan no flushers.

ryan newman 

Ryan Newman is one of the most talented drivers on all of Nascar. His car control ability allows him to get as much as possible out of his racecar. He is the only Sprint Cup driver with a college degree. Ryan Newman has is a blue-collar guy that likes to work outdoors when he is not on the track. He is also in avid fisherman and considered the best in the garage. Newman is currently driving for Penske racing but could find a new home in the short future.
Ryan Newman is the best qualifier in Nascar. His nickname is "Rocketman".
ryan newman by Shabutie97 June 30, 2008

Ryan Norman 

An amazing hockey player that everyone wants to be. This girl named Mia absolutely wants his dick. There is this other girl that is not as good at goalie as Mia that wants ryan too. They get in huge cat fights over him. He secretly likes taylor more....but rattles her about mia. Also he is ridiculously good looking.
Mia:OMG RYAN I WANT HIM
Taylor:NO I WANT HIM

Ryan Norman:ladies ladies you can both have me

ryan nelson 

A fat black guy who sweats at every game.
Damn that dude right there surely is a ryan Nelson.
ryan nelson by Big fat papi 69 June 14, 2018