this is similar to a rusty hook but instead of just shit on your dick you throw pepper and other various spices on the fecies and hook her with your horned dick in the mouth.
Guy 1 how do i spice up my sex life?
Guy 2 have you tried giving her the old Sgt.Peppers rustyhook.
A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.
Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"
Rustyhook is when you are fucking doggy style, you slide your finger in the arse.
When you pull your finger out you get a little poop on it, then you reach down with poop finger in a hook shape and thrust your shit finger into the mouth between the teeth and cheek, then you pull your finger back hooking on to corner of the mouth like a hook.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.