this is similar to a rusty hook but instead of just shit on your dick you throw pepper and other various spices on the fecies and hook her with your horned dick in the mouth.
Guy 1 how do i spice up my sex life?
Guy 2 have you tried giving her the old Sgt.Peppers rustyhook.
A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.
Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"
Rustyhook is when you are fucking doggy style, you slide your finger in the arse.
When you pull your finger out you get a little poop on it, then you reach down with poop finger in a hook shape and thrust your shit finger into the mouth between the teeth and cheek, then you pull your finger back hooking on to corner of the mouth like a hook.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'