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Rustle My Jimmies 

“That Really Rustled My Jimmies” is an expression that is used to convey feelings of discontent or discomfort in response to someone else’s post in imageboards and discussion forums, most notably on 4chan. To rustle one's jimmies means to make someone discontent or to bother someone.
Man 1: "This guy is your boyfriend? He's worthless!"

Man 2: "That really does Rustle My Jimmies man..."
Rustle My Jimmies by Carlos-a-16 December 12, 2012
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Rustle My Jimmies 

Repositioning sexual organs. For males, repositioning of the penis and testicles. For females, repositioning of the breasts.
In awkward situations I like to rustle my jimmies
Rustle My Jimmies by Skewesy October 20, 2013

rustles my jimmies 

When something rustles your jimmies, it annoyed you or made you slightly angry.
Person 1: I can't believe Chipotle ran out of black beans!
Person 2: I know! That really rustles my jimmies.

rustled my jimmies

as others have stated: something has angered, upset, annoyed, aroused you
this is more of a side note on origin - I suspect the phrase was a spontaneous misquote of a line from the Weezer song "Say It Ain't So" ("...flip on the telly/ wrestle with Jimmy...")
man, that pic was disgusting.
yeah, that one rustled my jimmies
rustled my jimmies by kingprout1 September 2, 2015

Russle my Jimmies 

To "russle" someone's "jimmies". Another definition would be to give someone a boner and/or erection. Further symptoms may be orgasms and feeling horny. Only effects males.
Wow, that guy really can Russle my Jimmies.
Russle my Jimmies by Swxyn March 22, 2016
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