Russian Pie

When someone shits on both of your nipples and then slaps each nipple with the head of the head of the penis while ejaculating and puts it in their partners mouth. Mmmm delicious.

Hey honey, you craving a Russian Pie tonight?

by hayzub January 24, 2019

Russian Cream Pie

when you spit a loogie into a girl’s vagina, then blow a cloud of cremè broulè Juul smoke up there. once you start laying down the pipe and the smoke squeezes out, RUSSIAN CREAM PIE.

“I gave her a Russian cream pie, then she left me on read the next day.”

by jxhnnyrxckstar February 17, 2021