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Running the red light 

Fucking a girl in the vagina when you know that she is on her period. Usually not a good idea. When in this situation, simply go home and start shaking hands with dr. Jolly
Yesterday things got heated and she told me she was on her period but, I just went running the red light anyway. Man I shoulda just went home and shook hands with dr. Jolly

shaking hands with dr. Jolly

Runnin' the red light 

1. A comedian who ignores the red indicator light and goes past their time slot on stage.

2. Refers to a person who orchestrates prostitution.

3. A phrase suggesting that someone lives dangerously.
1. I flashed Jerry the red light a few times to give him a two minute warning but he ignored me, running the red light.

2. The pimp has been runnin' the red light district down town for five years and then some.

3. Darnell is too daring, he's runnin' the red lights with his life all the time. That's dangerous for my taste.
Runnin' the red light by Twistad November 25, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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